Tradition Twisters Pillows

Queen with T-shirt "Madge rules! Okay?"

"I'm not sure the Christmas jumper is good for your gravitas, m'lud."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Curtsey

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Hanukkah tree

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Jack and the Beanstalk.

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Polo pony

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Burke and Hare and Hare

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'