Tradition Admirer T-Shirts

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Hillary Clinton

Scot holding a heart.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Shavuot - Like!

Nelson Mandela

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Queen reigning.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'