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'Good day on the market, huh?'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Tariff Wars

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

US and the EU

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Why markets crash.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.