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"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Robot Parts $5

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Acme Toys Ltd

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Sugar Fix.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.