Trade Union Member Mugs

'At the end of that round the score now stands at...'

Member of two trade unions

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Time Out For Teddy

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Congratulations Strike Over!

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Labor Day '19

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Wildcats Strike.

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'