Trade School Instructor Mugs

'Is this the small engines class?'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

US and the EU

Kirsten Johnson

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"This is a teaching hospital."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."