Trade Negotiations T-Shirts

Various world leaders walk away from Donald Trump and his Tariffs.

USA Suffocating Europe

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Brexit Deal

"Please no, anything but that! Not a frictionless Irish border!"

Helpful Juncker

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Robot Parts $5

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Flags

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

SALE

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'