Trade Debaters Pillows

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Now that's a win."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Like Minded

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Yellow Vests

Global warming debate.

The last word.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Approved Debate Questions

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note