Trade Deal Detective Pillows

"Whither NATO?"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Tariff Wars

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Customer Convention

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

EU Deal

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

TTIP

USA-China, trade war.

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

Brexit Calendar