Tractor Fans Mugs

Ukrainian Tractors Pull Russian Tanks

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Heavy meals on wheels

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

City Windfarms.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Farmers' Warnings.

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"I got it from eBay."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Ancient taxi

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Inflatable car

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Tractor Art

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Farmer

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

Ecological electricity