Tractor Fans Mugs

Ukrainian Tractors Pull Russian Tanks

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Heavy meals on wheels

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

City Windfarms.

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Scientists building a tower

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"I got it from eBay."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Ancient taxi

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Inflatable car

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Tractor Art

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Farmer

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.