Track Meet Mugs

Snap!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Here we go again...'

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Extra Long-jump

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'What a control freak!'

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Centaur Sprinter

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.