Toy Town Explorer Prints

Toy Town-Now with Congestion charging. 'He'll have to pay ?8 every time he plays with it.'

Fist Bumper Cars

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'...Please stop the...'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Manhattan Woods

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

Boy slides down handrail.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Deadwood 25 miles

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"That One!"

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Smile!"

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'