Toy Town Explorer Prints

Toy Town-Now with Congestion charging. 'He'll have to pay ?8 every time he plays with it.'

Polar bear bowling alley

Fist Bumper Cars

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'...Please stop the...'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Manhattan Woods

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Boy slides down handrail.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"That One!"

Deadwood 25 miles

Bumper Cars of Love.

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

Introvert-in-a-Box

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

"Smile!"

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.