Toy Industry Analyst Prints

'Again a guy drowned with a lead contaminated doll made in China...'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Childlike love

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

Help me!

Inaction Figure

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

The Music Box