Toy Industry Analyst Prints

'Again a guy drowned with a lead contaminated doll made in China...'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

One!

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Toys

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Help me!

Inaction Figure

Remote Control Duck

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

The Music Box