Toy Car Enthusiast Pillows

Dad pretends to play with child by hiding behind a cardboard cut-out.

Park & Ride.

"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'Looks like your insurance is going to cost me a fortune.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Going my way,Gorgeous?'

'It helps to bring out the inner child.'

For a minimalist, it's not uncommon for a mid-life crisis to be mistaken for Peter Pan Syndrome...

Just Buried

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Why do they do that?"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Deflator mouse

"Werewolves of London..."

Motor Tourism