Toy Car Architect Mugs

"Let's ask for directions."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Director/Action Man toy.

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I tested very high in playing."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Modern Parents

It's more than a mike!

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'Nice smile.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"He wants to be an architect."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."