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"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

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"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

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'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

The Music Lover.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Artists At The Auto Show

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"We've decided to add forty floors."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

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"I'm afraid Mr.Edison is too busy to discuss your idea with you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Why we have architects'

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

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'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Business Slides.

"The world is expanding at an accelerated rate."

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