Toxin Tracker Pillows

"White with a hint of Toxin."

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Contaminated water

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

"Obama planted it."

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

'Put it under my microscope!'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

Lollipop mask

'I spend fifty percent of my energy on my job, fifty percent on my wife, and fifty percent on my kids.'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

Nuclear Arms Treaty

"I'll read the will."

'I told you the waiter would remember you gave him a 2 cent tip the last time.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Weight Loss Clinic: "Would you like to see some before and after shots?"

DNA

Picnic in Gas Masks

"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."

'Boy, you're lucky it's the same leg as last time...'

"Water pollution? What water pollution?!"