Toxicity Detective Prints

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

The interested bystanders.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Evolution.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Covid Music

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Criminal Germs

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'I had this two years ago.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"It's great to be back. . .!"