Town Planning Devotee Mugs

'Here is the traffic news. Jams are building on the A35 as the relaxation of the planning laws take effect.'

Deadline

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Town Planning Department

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"You can't have the dormer, but rocket silos on the gable end are fine!"

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

"People don't live like that anymore."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"We seem to be going round in circles."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

Pedestrian parking only.

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

"This neighborhood sure has changed since I was a kid."

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

I want you to draw up plans for a city that can be built in a day.

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

Architects and Builders

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

One building with a lot of doors.

"The inspiration behind my Grand Design project is...erm?"