Tower Lover Pillows

"The tops are always the tricky bit."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Rapunzcow

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Scientists building a tower

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

The Queen

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Camouflage Unit

The Re-Giving Tree

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Welcome to Kew Gardens

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Seriously?"

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Changing house name.