Tower Dwellers Prints

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Marshmallows

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Come and get it!"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Upper West Side Story

Reverse Mortgage.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Medieval headlines.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

OM, SWEET OM

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

Scientists building a tower

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."