Tower Block Resident T-Shirts

'May I borrow a tomato?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Hoodie Hang-out

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Scientists building a tower

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

"Prose & Cons."

Don't even think about it!

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

Burbivore

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

House for sale - very cheap!

"The tops are always the tricky bit."

"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

Watch Tower strip 1 - Kettle instead of helmet on

"You must try your best...no matter what you do. Just don't get obsessive."

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