Tourism Realist Mugs

"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

World Tour.

Culture Saturday

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fishing sign.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Snowmen Around The World...

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.