Tourism Events Mugs

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Mardi Gras

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Airlines

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Culture Saturday

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Tension filled the tent.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

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