Tourism Events Mugs

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Culture Saturday

World Tour.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Tension filled the tent.

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."