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'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

Megan Anna Rapinoe

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

Fire Backwards.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Friendly fire!

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Football

Caddy With A Cool Box

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain