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'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Friendly fire!

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Football

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."