Tote Bag Enthusiast Prints

"Lydia leaves behind her loving husband, two children, five grandchildren and 137 tote bags, whom she all loved equally."

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

"Mom, when I was born, did I come with a free tote bag?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"Which free tote goes best?"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

All gates.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Bag Lady.

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).