Tote Bag Collector Mugs

"Your late relative left you his PBS tote bags."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

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Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

Bottletrees.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Utility Chic.

"Your shout!"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

"Which free tote goes best?"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'