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A Poet

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Pharaoh Cocoon

Slinky Cow World

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Sharks' Mission Statement

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Brexit

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

Welsh water sewage

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

The euro as a monster

Peace in Gaza?

Food inspection results

Don Jr.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Hanging Rope of Freedom

"Bloody Graffiti."

Whipping Cream

A businessman with moose antlers sprouting from his hat.

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Dumb it down or sex it up."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"