Tortilla Artist Enthusiast Mugs

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Cow cartooning block.

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Bricklayer

Cool Kid.

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

Bad Dog

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'