Torch Carrier Mugs

Olympic Torch Training

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Athlete

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

Olympic Torch.

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Carles Puigdemont

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

Covid Race

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Olympic torch for sale.

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

Isolation Olympics

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

The world's first caddy.

The First Home Lighting Store.

Trick or treat...

'This is the 'Mother Flame' - three for a pound down the market.'

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'

The Olympic Torch.

Far right gaining power in France

CSA bogging down a truck