
"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."
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"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."
"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."
Pasta
Champagne Bubble
Ice Skater
Curtsey
'...Stop trying to funk it up.'
Commuters dancing in the rain.
Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.
Dancing Under The Air Conditioner
Wrapped around her finger.
'My mum can play the piano by ear.'
Clown on Unicycle
Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!
'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'
Casino
Little ballerina.
"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."
Ballet Beggar.
Bring on the fake snow and tinsel.
School of Dance
'And don't tread on my toes.'
Ice Skater
Graduation day at Cowboy School
NYPD Siren Training
'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'
Tonight: "Ballet." I can't understand it
'What do I do now?'
Pile of Music Notes
Ballerina
Twirling Dancer
Graduates using the tassel on their mortar boards as a propeller to take flight.
Kneel
Teacher to student: 'You're a lariat, son, but you're smart as a whip.'
I love swivelling on my chair.
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