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'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

"We've been out surveying too long."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The High Line at Giza

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."