Toothy Chuckles Mugs

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Shark with Braces.

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"It's cooties."

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"That's where I do 'my business'."

Will act like an idiot for food.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.

Shark with false teeth.

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

"The main problem for you must be the constant itching under you bandages..."

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

'Poor, dumb, ignorant dog! Has no idea we're about to scare him to DEATH!!!'

Passionate about Halitosis

'I'll be your best friend, but nothing kinky.'

Can you believe we're old enough to have kids taking sex-ed? No! Thank heavens they have a curriculum with all the choices. Although

'Hey, you there with the disgusting cold! Blow that schnoz of yours outside would ya?!'

Adult Movie Studios: Position Vacant

What's so funny about Pampas grass?