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The Hockey Puckey

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

The Stripper

Broadway Moosical.

Car Dentistry.

"That explains all the cavities."

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Do you mind?"

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Graceful, for a big man....

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Ballerina

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Trapeze Safety,

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Learn-to-dance pants.