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'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

The Stripper

Broadway Moosical.

Car Dentistry.

"That explains all the cavities."

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Do you mind?"

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Graceful, for a big man....

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Ballerina

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Trapeze Safety,

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Learn-to-dance pants.

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'