Tooth Tall Tale Teller Pillows

'She reminds me of a toothache I once had.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Horror Stories.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'It was this big. I swear'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'

The giraffe-tamer.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Little Red Riding Hood

Father imagining son with fish

'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"Remember toothache!!!"

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Tall tales, short stories

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

Anecdote Magazine

"You should've seen the one that got away."

'He was six foot nine when he started!'

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'