Tooth Fairy's Mischievous Cousin Prints

"PHEW!!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Boy who has been to the dentist

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Veterinary Dentist.

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'