Tooth Fairy Fans Prints

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'No, I haven't seen an orthodontist about it — I'm a rhinoceros, dummy!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'