Tool Time Enthusiasts Gifts

"Bob's a tool belt."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Award Winning Gardener

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

DIY horror.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'