Tool Enthusiasts Prints

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

"Yes, Hellen. As a matter of fact, I AM dating a stripper."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.