Tonic Taster Gifts

Slimline Santa

Bad for you but to die for

Tension filled the tent.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Eating raw cake mix.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Brew Clubs

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

Little Dark Specks

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Two boys rehearsing,

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

Comparative Review of the New York Post and its App

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea. What changed your mind? It occurred to me that if I try something you suggested, I may find that I detest it. I may hate it with every fiber of my being. It may even make me feel sick. AND THEN I'LL GET TO BLAME YOU! Always happy to help. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-12).

Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

Genetically modified food cafe