Tongue Twister Mugs

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'Please stick out your tongue again, only much, much, much slower.'

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Ricochet

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Polo pony

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

"Excuse me. Do you know of anyplace around here that has sea shells for sale?"

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Limerick of the day.

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)