Tongue Twister Challenger Mugs

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Grump Horse and Rider

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

Limerick of the day.