Tongue-in-cheek Advisor Mugs

'Always put yourself in the other guys shoes, Henderson. If you're quick you can run off with them.'

No-Work Orange

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

Shall I be mother?

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

'We need someone on the outside.'

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

The Three Doctors.

Roman Golfer.

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Burke and Hare and Hare

"No Bald Games"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"Don’t you dare talk to your father in all caps young lady!"

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

"We've travelled the world looking for our next C.E.O., as was foretold in our corporate legends. We think your little Tim might be that C.E.O."

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"

"The way I look at it, drinking alcohol may never solve anything. . . but neither did drinking milk!"