Toll Taker Prints

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

"The highway's tied up. You'll have to make an appointment."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Need tickets.

First and last day as census taker...

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

The 12 Days of Covidmas

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

This survey will only take five minutes and will help me improve future floods.

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

Solar Storm Expected!

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."