Toll Booth Humorist Prints

Toll: Must have exact change and heads up.

'Uh-uh. . . I can't change a twenty.'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

The Rural Bidet...

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Moon's Portaloo.

What if cats talked dirty...

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Take me to your toilet."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Prehistoric Graffito

Now you can buy shares online. "Buy Cher's What?"

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

The Puppet Poop

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

Scot's beer.

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

School of Comparative Anatomy

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

Stop pay toll.