Toilet Pranksters T-Shirts

Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there, I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go. Of course I'm not. What's that beeping? I hear beeping in there. You're mistaken. What you probably heard is a big truck backing up a few blocks away. I've backed up. I've put on my motorcycle helmet. I'm getting a running start. But I'm almost at the next level! ... I mean I'm almost done.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

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"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

The Rural Bidet...

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Moon's Portaloo.

Gangster Babies

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children in a Nursery.

"Take me to your toilet."

Prehistoric Graffito

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Hide and Seek

I like a good whodunit.