Toilet Paper Collector Prints

Toilet paper hold up

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

Toilet Roll Prank

"Oh, thank God!"

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

"Oi!"

"Any virus that makes it more difficult for humans to wipe their backsides is fine by me!"

"Ready for the lockdown."

"No, no! I picked LAST NIGHT. Tonight we watch what YOU want!"

Delbert and Nadine prepare for the second wave...

"Way back in 2020, this stuff was considered a sign of wealth and prestige."

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

'My new staff provides all the comforts of home.

WE GOT YOUR TOILET PAPER

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"No not the puppy please"

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Which free tote goes best?"

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'It was the only white thing I had.'