Toilet Humor Buff Prints

Mount Tush-more

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Hydration

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."