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Toddler Tactics Trainer Prints
Decorate their room with inspiring prints that highlight the joy of early problem-solving and learning. Perfect for encouraging little tacticians to dream big.
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.
The Baby Walker
A midwife holding a baby
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
"Any questions?"
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
Coping with a strong-willed child
"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."
"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
"He's such a fussy eater."
"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"
'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'
"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
Hanging off every word...
Quality Control
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"Just go with the workflow."
"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."
Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...
Targets.
'First of all, relax.'
Mum and the Sleepless Baby
'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'
"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."
Toddler Tactics Trainer Prints Collection
Toddler Tactics Trainer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find charming, fun designs celebrating toddler tactics trainers. Great for morning coffees or tea breaks that inspire.
Toddler Tactics Trainer Pillows
Discover our playful pillows, perfect for cozy corners where young tacticians can dream, learn, and grow in comfort and style.
Toddler Tactics Trainer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for young learners and future tacticians. These witty shirts make adorable and inspiring gifts for any occasion.