Toddler Escape Artist T-Shirts

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School holidays

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Prisoner Crossing

Houdini's infancy.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Cot Escape.

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

'We're looking for someone who will take anything just to get out of the house.'

Young Houdini

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

'I just can't figure it out.'

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!'

An asylum seeker draws a door on a fence that keeps her in.

Artist

'After much thought and consideration, I've decided to remain as coach of the team in order to spend less time with my family.'

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

"I found out where it hurts. It hurts at school."

Harriet Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.

'Here, I made you a mudpie with a file in it.'